From: jhwhite jhwhite @blarg.net (USER)
To: terry white twhite @aniota.com (guess)
USER: Looking at a windows login about twice the normal size.
"This is wrong."
ADMIN: "What are you doing?"
USER: "My system locked up and I've rebooted twice and this came
up both times."
ADMIN: "Let me in there. What's your screen resolution?"
Shortly the screen was back to normal but the icons were
clustered in the top left corner.
ADMIN: "You'll have to rearrange the icons."
USER: "Why would I want to do that?"
ADMIN: (in amazement)
"Well, they 'were' arranged, and now they're random, so I'm
going with efficiency."
USER: "You don't need to get sarcastic about it. That wasn't what
I needed to know."
ADMIN: "What was it you needed to know?"
USER: "Should I uninstall the programs I just installed?"
ADMIN: "I don't know. How would I know that?"
USER: "You answered the question I asked you. Exactly! That's
"Maybe..... that wasn't what I wanted to ask either."
ADMIN: "What was it you wanted to ask?"
USER: "I don't care about icons. Icons are the last thing on
my mind. I have a SYSTEM problem."